JapeTrip 4"Welcome to Okanawa!!!" screamed the scary attendant lady with a mustache. The group slowly walked off the plane which are: E.L.F , Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi , Kisame , and Deidara. "WOW!!!" screamed itachi "That lady has one big HAIRY LIP!!!" itachi fell on the floor screaming with laughter, " That lady is a serious Faz-biiitch!...faz-biiitch...faz-bitch!!FAZ-BIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" itachi ran in three circles preciously as with the three I's in biiitch. "OMC!!" screamed deidara " Look an empty building! o.O" ... (ok i'll admit i could've said something better but i have no choice i want the akatsuki to look dumb even though they are my favoritJapeTrip 4
JapeTrip......3I no ownie any Naruto Charaters or anything naruto related.JapeTrip......3
The pilot lay there unconcious (being hit by the trolly and all) the co-pilot tried to take over the falling plane but couldn't take grab of it in time and his head blew up due to the pressure of not being good enough to do anything...
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JAPETRIP...vol. 2I don't own naruto or anything naruto related!!!! ok already!!!JAPETRIP...vol. 2
"Jape-tour now boarding!!" screamed the flight attendent into...Itachi's ear cause he was onlly one who wasn't listening. "Hey be quiet biiiiotch!!! Hey i likie that word...biiiiotch, biiiiotch, biiiiotch!!! YAY!!! a new word!!!! He jumps up for joy while the plane was taking off and hit the flight attendant in the face!!! "Itachi-san sit down, yeah!!" he looked back at dei dei and bitch slapped the attendant..."Put him in the jail for crazy people till we get to our destination!" politly said the attendant..." You'll never win biiiiiotch i will kleave you!!!!
Jape Trip 1Authors Note: I wrote this story to show my love of sakura…right…and the other reason is that I saw that movie and Euro-trip and I wanted to make the naruto characters experience it in their own funky way.Jape Trip 1
Jape Trip!!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time on a beautiful day with sakuras falling and beautiful sunshine…oh who is really gonna believe this SHIT!!! It was a rainy gloomy day with a bunch of people dying in the streets. ”Oh man, what a terrible day and look at all of the dead people,” said Sasuke, as he stared out the window of him and his friends apartment complex. ”What you looking at my beautiful, beautiful sasuke?”
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.
And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up, but we had fun! "
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead.
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned.
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have
a circle of friends
--
"False tears bring pain to those around you,
A false smile brings pain to ones self" -C.C.
--All the good liers stole my lines
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.
And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up, but we had fun! "
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead.
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned.
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have
a circle of friends
--
sasuke, sora, and pit will PERISH!!I WILL HIRE FAT OLD HAIRY SAGGY RAPISTS TO MAKE A NEVERENDING WEEKEND OF BUTTHURT
and because its light singing kirby songs [link]
--
Le monde n'appartient qu'à celui qui sait le controler
--
"Art Is A Blast!!!"
-Dei-kun
-Naruto
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